I quite like Interpol but it’s fair to say once you have one of their albums you don’t really need to worry too much about the others.
Now I’ve got back under my bridge, a more reasoned answer would be Ascension by John Coltrane.
The absolute worst example of the worst form of “music” ever, improvisational jazz.
Totally lacking in any musical merit or even component.
No rhythm, structure, melody, harmony…nothing.
Give 10 jazzers 20 instruments and 30 drugs, then press record.
Playing it should be against the Geneva convention.
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Boo!
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Hard to give a definitive answer, but this immediately springs to mind.
“Why does it always rain on me?”
'Cause you’re bland talentless cunts!
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Just fucking awful.
I got told it was great.
I got told I should really like it.
Got told that you can’t be a proper music fan unless you get this.
Failed
Tried again every 5 years or so, always thought it was bollocks
Stopped torturing myself and 10 years ago sold my vinyl copy, something I very rarely do.
Now it is out of my life for good.
(Until threads like this come up) 
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Same for me, and other Beeheart I have tried.
Also most of Zappa apart from Hot Rats which I love.
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See, now you’ve gone and made me do it. Just when I’d managed to almost forget it.
This odious, turgid pile of wank.
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I find Zappa phenomenally variable. Really enjoy things like Hot Rats and Apostrophe, really didn’t get Joe’s Garage for example.
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Do you like any of his stuff,or is it just this album you hate?
The only one I have heard and it put me off / to sleep.
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It really could have been any reggae compilation. Just twaddle.
I actually prefer this…
And this is REALLY bad.
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I’ve got this. It is now destined to be a Lopwell Raffle Prize. 
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But … but …
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Don’t they want to sell tickets? 
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Had that on a Virgin Sampler when Virgin launched, great track’
This album, lost in one of a succession of house/flat moves years ago
A beautiful record!
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“Safe as Milk” is… pretty safe
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Other peoples self absorbed naval gazing can be a turn off. That said, I like Nick Drake, vocally, lyrically and Kirby’s string arrangements. Morrissey on the other hand comes with over bearing traits of self pity, victim and their German Emo cousin Vwhining. I dislike him personally and musically with a purple passion.
…No you negatively charged quiff quim it’s dinner. At least he gave himself a cat.
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