Worst car names

Made me lol


There’s a couple of contenders, but my fav is the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard.
That’s quality.


Mine also. How could you not want a car with a name like that ?!

The old Toyota MR2 used to make my French office mate snigger as it is Le Toyota Merde Deux phonetically in Froggish.

Agree, that made me actually lol


@OzzyOzzyOzzyOiOiOi’s next AAAC?


I’d pay big bucks for a garage with a Mysterious Utility Wizard and a Release The Kraken parked side-by-side.


Was the Triumph Acclaim called Sieg Heil! in Germany?

Morris Ital
Gaylord Gladiator

I know it was a special edition moniker and not a car name as such, but the Ford Sierra Chasseur always used to puzzle me.

It might have made sense if they’d followed it up with the Escort Bechamel and the Granada White-Wine-and-mushroom but they didn’t,

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There’s plenty of coq au van, if you know where to look :wink:


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There was of course the Mitsubishi Pajero, which, in Spain was only driven by wankers.
And the Rolls Royce Silver Mist, which was a load of old shit as far as the Germans were concerned.
And the Vauxhall NoVa, which was quite unreliable as far as the Spanish were concerned.
And Daewoo obviously looked in a random name generator and not checked the likely market for this beast:

After all, no self-respecting harmolodic jazz-fusion fan would buy such a load of automotive cack!

Surely under consideration should be the Vauxhall Spunkbubble, a short lived, but striking coupe.

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kia cee`d is pretty poor really

The Ford pubic - Made from left over Corsairs didn’t sell well.

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Might be :thinking:

My all time favourite is the Mitsubishi Charisma. An oxymoron if there ever was.

Nissan Cedric



That is fucking pathetic.

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