Worst Lyrics Ever

I’ll start it off, seasonally…

Snow has fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow on snow.

I know it is factually correct, that snow does fall on snow over and over, well until it turns to rain that is but come on!

I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast

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Abra abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abracadabra
Abracadabra

Piss off

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Anything that rhymes fire, higher, and desire.

Being a slow bastard, I’ve just realised that Abracadabra also commits this sin.

Suckiest song ever?

“I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier”.

Or as Bill Bailey put it “I’ve got ham but I’m not a hamster”, which makes just as much sense.

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Love, love me do
You know I love you
I’ll always be true
So please, love me do
Whoa, love me do

Best band ever - my arse!!!:rage:

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Anything by Placebo.

4-Skins

“Chaos, chaos, I don’t give a toss”

Or Peter & The Test Tube Babies

“I’m a maniac, I’m insane-iac”

Not exactly surprised that they had shit lyrics.

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Not quite, I think.

Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow …

Anyway, cut her some slack. There’s a long tradition of repetition in sacred music

At least she didn’t do this

VB

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Too easy. I could list just about any Prog lyric. I’ll start with this one…

Dawn of light lying between
A silence and sold sources
Chased amid fusions of wonder
In moments hardly seen forgotten

Colored in pastures of chance
Dancing leaves cast spells of challenge
Amused but real in thought
We fled from the sea whole

…I win :thumbsup:

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La la, la la la la la na na na na na,
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na
La la, la la la la la na na na na na,
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na

More sophisticated than most prog but still shite

Na na na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye

Trite ? Absolutely. The worst ? Not even close.

I thought that they were Angels,
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship,
We headed for the skies

POH SUM SUGAH AWN MAAAAAAAAAY! In the name of love!

FFS ! :rolling_eyes:

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We were rippin up
we were rockin up
roll it over and lay it down

we were shakin up
we were breakin up
we were rockin to the shang-a-lang sound of the music
*
HEY HEY, rockin to the music.
HEY HEY, rocking to the music
rocking every night and day.HEY HEY

well we sang shang-a-lang as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do ay
we were all in the news
with our blue suede shoes
and our dancin the night away.

? we sang shang-a-lang
as we ran with the gang
doin doo wop be dooby do eye
with the jukebox playing and every body saying that
music like ours couldn’t die
*
we were grooving
we were movin
pussyfootin and putting it round.
we were boppin
we were hoppin
we were jumping to the shang-a-lang sound of the music,…*CHORUS

shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang,
shang-a-lang
shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang, shang-a-lang

I believe the combined Opus of Nickelback could be a trump card here.

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