Ye oldle Englishe styley spelling young man
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Fuckwhittes 
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Scotch version
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Moar truthier
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Moar moar troof
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Wonderful control of language. Almost parses like Burns…
Chinese Burns that is
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Nae, that’d be Fuckwhytes.
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Wasn’t that shortened to Fettes ?
VB
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Shouldn’t you be receiving some sort of, err, correction atm?
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We’ve just walked back from the pub. Good grief, there’s a cold wind blowing here.
VB
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the authorities are seriously bonkers and deserve a kick . 1 year hard labour !!!
HMRC online
fix your fucking piece of shit wanky fuck faced online portal you cunts.
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Every year I live in hope they are no longer cunts and every year I’m disappointed.
I haven’t had an issue with their site. I only need to use it twice a year, but always found it easy to use and reliable.
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It wouldn’t have anything to do with last minute traffic would it ?
Did mine in December, just need to find the cash to pay it! 
Sorted mine last April
/smug/
Still got mine to do.