Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

[crimsondonkey]

@ICHM

It’s vintage shit

You really should re-evaluate your investment strategy

[htm_1968]

@Gyroscope

Would that be the 8 year old, the 12 year old, or the “Distiller’s Choice” ?

Given that it has put me on the Wagon for 2 years now, it is definitely not the distillers choice. Once my liver has been renovated to feature fewer lumps I might try a few gentle drinkies…

[crimsondonkey]

@htm_1968

few gentle drinkies…

[htm_1968]

I was untouched by the knob when you unleashed it at Scalford as I don’t really drink spirits in general or bournbon in particular. I understand it has entertaining but deleterious impact upon the unwary imbiber though…

[freefallrob]

Carriers/couriers, need I say more?

[BobC]

Never put your finger where you wouldn’t be prepared to put your knob. Not sure what that has to do with this thread, but was some sage advice I received from a Joiner early on in my apprenticeship. He had two half fingers missing.

[Valvebloke]

You wouldn’t want to share a bag of chips with him though …

VB

[NAM]

Me. Forgot my clothes so treating my colleagues to a day-long dose of lycra

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

Thick, illiterate fully grown adults who still have no idea that it is folklore NOT folklaw.

How. The. Fuck. do they not know that? They have gone through their entire lives thinking that is correct.

Bell-ends.

[coco]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

Thick, illiterate fully grown adults who still have no idea that it is folklore NOT folklaw.

How. The. Fuck. do they not know that? They have gone through their entire lives thinking that is correct.

Bell-ends.

Same dipshits that say “could of”, “should of” etc. instead of “could’ve” and “should’ve” and also wait with “baited” breath.

[coco]

@coco

Facebook for suddenly making every other post in my timeline an advert. I’m spending all my time reporting then as containing violent or sexually inappropriate content.

Which seems to have worked as the adverts have disappeared. However, they seem to have been replaced with “suggested groups”.

[murrayjohnson]

@coco

and also wait with “baited” breath.

I sometimes ask what bait they are using & recommend luncheon meat or sweetcorn.

[horace]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

Thick, illiterate fully grown adults who still have no idea that it is folklore NOT folklaw.

How. The. Fuck. do they not know that? They have gone through their entire lives thinking that is correct.

Bell-ends.

Amazon reviews are my favourite source of illiteracy-related chuckles.

Seriously, if you want irrefutable evidence of the abject failure of our education system, it’s all there on Amazon. Top class fuckwittery - like a playground for the terminally hard of thinking.

The Hotukdeals site is a close second.

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Me. Because: Everything. All of the time.

[Jim]

@murrayjohnson

I sometimes ask what bait they are using & recommend luncheon meat or sweetcorn.

…and while we’re at it…wtf are tenterhooks?

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion

Me. Because: Everything. All of the time.

Quoted for truth.

[NAM]

Hooks on a tenter apparently. I looked it up

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

America is stopping funding UN aid groups and starting giving cash to religious...

[hermit]

It harks back to a kind of evil Christian fundamentalist colonialism. When things like this happen I’m ashamed to admit to a certain atheistic schadenfreude.

Canadian American family rescued after five years as captives in Afghanistan

[mibby]

“The United States will work hand in hand from this day forward with faith-based groups and private [organisations] to help those who are persecuted for their faith. This is the moment, now is the time, and America will support these people in their hour of need,” [Mike Pence] said.

I assume this means state aid for American Muslims?