You have a special time for this? 
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Uh huh.
Iāve given up selling on eBay after two run-ins where the wankers could easily have been reading from the same script.
Basically trying to get what I was selling at a bargain price (no problem with that), then extort money out of me for no obvious reason (major problem).
Is there some forum where they swap tips on how to be a tool on eBay?
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I donāt need any tips - I am already most proficient at being a tool.
These cunts need a proper kicking preferably until they are left dribbling and vegative
To the useless twats at RBS/Natwest who are closing 25% of their branches. Since the wankers at RBS took over NatWest they have fucked the bank up so many times, how the BoE let RBS do that is a mystery. Let me see so you are a high street bank, not in the high street, so why not bank with an Internet only bank? You canāt make it up. Sack the fucking board of RBS now, or they will drive it into the ground.
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Any other drivers in my way this morning frankly, they are all useless dithering twats that should have never have been given a licence and should be publicly stoned.
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Perhaps thatās why they were driving so slowly
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Haha, you might actually be right there!
yes our local branch is closing. Mind you I probably havenāt been into the branch for a decade. I was more interested to discover that up until last week I hadnāt used an ATM since late August.
Looks like Didcot is closing too. About time I found another bank for the business anyway - Iāve reached the āsoak the loyalā stage with NatWest.
VB
Honda driversā¦
Have Hondas suddenly become care homes on wheels?? Can only assume that the Japanese translation of Jazz is pissā¦
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They are loved by people of a certain age - The Honda Bland
I really like my Mum & Dads Honda Jazz Auto 
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Cinema portions can have one, theyāre fucking stupid. Even my six year old, who could eat ice cream for the country, canāt finish a single scoop tub, and that cost me the best part of four quid. I managed to get away from popcorn and candy floss, which came in buckets that @A_Touch_of_Cloth would look at in envy.
And Costa flat white coffee, which is twice the size it should be so it tastes like a fucking latte. If I wanted a cunting latte Iād ask for a cunting latte.
And the play area is six quid a child, so Iāll have to force them to stay twice as long as they want to so I get my moneyās worth.
Cockpunches galore available at the Hatfield Galleria.
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1st world problems.
Youāll be moaning that Waitrose was a bit busy next. 
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What is a flat white coffee?
Why bother - I live about 15 minutes walk and havenāt been in for years - waste of time, waste of space and waste of moneyā¦youād have had more fun running around in the fresh air on campus and having coffee in our Starbucksā¦
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Itās an espresso with a fairly small amount of milk - maybe twice as much milk as coffee? Itās meant to be strong and velvety. Not milky with a hint of caffeine.
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I normally have a large americano with an extra shot or two. I have recently gone for a flat white and asked for an extra shot.
It was similar to a film where time stops, the camera zooms in and everyone stares at you. Would they put an extra shot in? Would they fuckaslike.
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