Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

BT can have one of many, many they are due - our phone line is shockingly bad, so much so I can barely hear what anyone is saying, and our internet is both fantastically slow and drops constantly. BT insist the problem is nothing to do with them, or due to one of a rotating range of issues - all within our property, and all despite spending a small fortune getting everything upgraded. Must be that not the rusty bellwire strung from poles that dates back before the 1950s…

Died once again while I’m typing this…

Has the router been changed lately?
Ours kept dropping out when youtube was playing,and somedays had to reboot it upto 10 times on a bad day.

They sent us a new one about 3 months ago,and so far so good.

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Another Tory underfunded service, this time the CPS. Unable to afford to prosecute all cases, so they cherry pick a few against an individual.

Changed it recently for a fairly pricey & bulletproof one, @cragger made sure it was all working as it should, (bless 'im!) - and unlike us, he knows what he’s doing… Cabling is all new, service socket ditto - it’s the shitty old infrastructure here in remotest Sugarbeetshire that’s at fault…

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Eliminate your home wiring and wifi. Unplug everything from the master socket. Plug a phone directly into the master socket . Are phone calls OK? Plug your router directly into the master socket ( if ADSL then check or change the flter) . Plug a PC into the router Ethernet port. Does the speed improve over your normal speed?

That will help determine if it is a network or home environment issue.

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Paul, I had same issue as you just before Christmas. A shower of utter cunts that are able to deploy weapons grade stupidity along with a level of darkest cuntery that would make Richard Dunn wince.

Having been through the mill with them, I eventually achieved success here;

A mod on their site should pick it up and run with it for you. Unlike the mods on our site. :slight_smile:

With your writing skillz, you’ll have them eating out the palm of your hand in no time.

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Cheers for that :+1:

Although, if you have broadband issues perhaps you should fax them. :slight_smile:

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In fact… fuck it. Fax their MD and all the press…

Imagine them all jumping up at the sound of the beep from the grey dusty ‘thing’ that has sat in the corner since '98 (Not to be mistaken for Bmtel) and wondering what in the world of all fuck is going to come out of it. :slight_smile:

Fax every fucker… Sainsburys your online shopping.

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Think of the publicity. Man resorts to fax to communicate with outside world.

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setup some of those stupidly sized fag packet shaped speakers outside BT HQ and play them some flutey prog on repeat

Whining lifestyle choice twats who take offence that other people haven’t made the same lifestyle choice they have…

Evening Standard: Rural police force in Wales blasted for posting pictures of huge fry-up because it’s ‘offensive to vegans’ http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwlcuTqDo

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‘These vegans are a menace…’ :laughing:

Dunno about that but they are appear to be quite good at trolling for reactions.

Tragic toast fail.

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No black pudding, no tomatoes & no butter visible as well as toast stacked to steam itself damp. There is a lot wrong with it. Red sauce too. A crime against bacon.

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And those eggs were poached :scream:. The po-po deserved a cockpunch, but the lifestyle Nazi gave them one for the Rong reason.

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Innit.

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:+1:t6:

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Sharp things on the road can have punch.

Two punctures on the nearside :angry:
Luckily they could be repaired :sweat: