All kids should have them
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OK. Maybe the bow tie was worth it 
It would have been better without your ugly mug, but hey ho !
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Who the fucking shite is DUA LIPA, an utter load of dog toffee, just tried listening to some of her brit songs and they are absolutely wank puffin.
Who are those charming and attractive females you’re photo bombing?
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I am the most unphotogenic creature on the planet.
From left to right, Lauren, some bloke, Ellie, Claire.
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So Essex it hurts.
You’ve evidently never been to Scalford…
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…or Pinchceck…
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Right you fucker, you’re on Santa’s Naughty List…
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You’ll need to send a small fee before that can be arranged 
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I like you, you’ll die last.
You have a look of the poor man’s Robert Llewellyn about you. 
Fair comment. I hate photos of me.
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Wood puns can have a chainsaw to the bollocks, followed by a quick trip through the wood chipper.
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That’s harsh, anyway, I have stopped now and got up from the computer as I have pines & needles…
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It is Punday after all.
Cuntz
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miserable cunts r us…