Ooh yeah, that will end in tears.
It already has, I have now abandoned painting and am playing music loudly with my donât fucking talk to me face on. 
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Better to use a 9â masonry roller
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Sheâs got one of those for cutting in the glazing bars 
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Just donât ask Louise to come round and gloss for youâŚoh no, just donâtâŚ
thankfully gloss is so last centuryâŚ
Rong! Shiny is best - youâve only got to look at Daveâs TT thread 
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Cheeky!
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The Iranian government, for want of a better word
VB
Today Iâm nominating National Rail.
Single to Worthing: ÂŁ20.15
Return: ÂŁ20.20
Sort it out you donkeys.
And donât get me started on some routes I take where an âany timeâ costs less than off-peak.
People who go to Worthing generally donât return under their own (or the railwayâs) steamâŚ
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That sounds like a very good value Return.
Buy the return then flog it when you get there for a tenner to an escapee ? Surely there must be an app for that.
VB
Thatâs one way of looking at it.
Alternatively the prices bear no relation to the energy expended or labour costs involved in transporting me there and back.
I was going to say âWelcome to the wonderful world of privatised railwaysâ. But actually if you look at plane fares you might find something similar going on.
VB
And the same ticket in reverse, Worthing -> Victoria day off-peak day return, is ÂŁ12.40
FFS
Fucking Marxist 
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Buy that and print it at the London terminal. You can print any ticket anywhere.
Very true.
Who is to know which is my out and return leg?
It turns out that Iâm going to have to come back again (the watch I came to collect still has the original problems it went in with) so I may well apply this wheeze.
Carphone wankhouse can have one - "Yes we can provide sky broadband to your house no problem " when I ordered six days ago. After chasing the order today it appears they cannot actually provide what they promised no apology- So I have to start again with someone else. Activation date now 5th September. Bloody annoying.