Gonna start a golf classifieds too.
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Is this the sort of thing you had in mind:
āLonely Golfist seeks same for cuddles and heavy puttingā
If youāve paid your Ā£20 Iām sure Mr Whiskas will be pleased to (ahem) host the traffic. Keep that shite off here though.
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This isnāt a dating site!
Could beā¦
Offering?
Might be.
Not classifieds classifiedsā¦ classifieds for equipment , clothes , umbrellas ānā shit.
Fellow golfers could even have a league table of winnings throughout the year. I may have come third in the 4 ball betterball competition recently, but there is plenty of time for others to catch up.
Itāll be great man.
You are not Hong Kong Phooey, but Iāll claim Ā£5 anyway.
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Playing hard to getā¦
No
Just no
Keep that kink to yourself golfboy
Hard is not a word that has visited this house for a while.
Playing flaccid to getā¦
More betterer. A couple of pints of my Winter Warmer and Iām yours.
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Iāll not be giving him any of my wedge.
Howeverā¦ I may borrow his recent business model of spamming the fuck out of all forums to generate interest in my Golf Bring n Buy Jumble Jamboree. 
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Feck off with yer Golfist puns tooā¦
Nearly got away with it.
Yep, too much off topic posting. Letās get this thread back on the fairwayā¦
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Mrs VB and I spent a very convivial hour or two in the pub with Stuart last night. Honestly I donāt think he mentioned the g word once (it was, by chance, the pub nearest to the local course, however).
VB
Girl?