Iran for deporting Joss Stone.
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Donāt bring her back here 
Isnāt that the whole point of Legoš¤
Itās been a rocket now let your imagination go wild 
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Fucking dogs, fucking tail ? Too fucking happy.
We have new window cleaners who sheās took against, and goes fucking ballistic when they turn up, like they did today. Ellie was at home and thought she was seriously going to launch through a closed window at them. Tbh, I kind of agree with her, I reckon theyāre well dodgy.
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Barnaby gives a gratuitous woof and then hides behind my legs 
Look on the bright side, a friend has a roomba and cats. Imagine what happens when they throw up. Or worse, take a random shit. 
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h.mmm up market
I donāt need to imagine. 
I was pleased to finish the guardian crossword on the app today, first Iāve tried for ages. When I finished a button appeared, which when clicked says this:
Fuck off, shit software.
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Same thing happened to the Spacemen 3. It is astonishing that nobody really seems to have sorted this issue out properly.
Cockpunch to IPO scamsters everywhere.
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WTF
Ridiculous, there is never any violence at events like that in Ireland.
They save all the fighting for when they are at weddings.
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Racistisitism! Nobody gets married in Ireland any more.
There hasnāt been a US ambassador to Ireland since Jan 2017 (Donald Trump has had a lot of golf to fit in). Someone was finally sworn in the week before last https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2019/0626/1057563-us-ambassador-ireland/. His last job was as a businessman in Ohio. Heās 81. Presumably this was one of his first actions. Good start.
VB
My fees are reasonable 
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Hopefully, this time the cunt gets locked up for lifeā¦
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I believe that the bloke who brokered the original plea bargain was Alexander Acosta who is now Trumpās Labour Secretary. He can have one too for allowing Epstein to pay his way out of a life sentence.
The shit that flows in Trumpās administration flows deep. Very deep.
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