Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

All of you lot need one.

My “Your recently viewed items” in eBay is just a litany of smelly, battered old speakers, and a Bentley Continental.

FFS

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"Your recently viewed items” in eBay.

Could make a good thread that.

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I like the ‘People who bought this item also bought’. Some proper silly suggestions, along with ‘Frequently bought together’ etc.

Very silly.

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Cockpunch to Thomas Cook who look like going tits up over the weekend. The fact that @J_B could be stranded is a blow to cartridge fettlers across the country. Let’s face it though, he is almost permanently on the doss these days anyhow.

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Fuck it, I’ll squat here :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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A ruddy joke.

Where? :thinking:

Why, don’t they have any toilets? :poop:

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It’s Greece :roll_eyes:

What a fucking liberty

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All these climate change protests. It’s misplaced effort. If they’d just get @J_B to cut his holidays by 25% it’d all be sorted

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It feels like a fucking eternity since we’ve had a couple of holidays.

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Pah! You’re off to Croatia every five minutes on your wife swapping debaucheries :angry:

Sorry to hear that

uk.gofundme.com/moreholidaysforgingers

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You can’t do that, it’s barbaric. He’s got a basic human right to twenty two holidays a year. Lay off him you brute!

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Thanks Stu, good point well made :grinning:

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How many bricks can you lay between hols?

Bricks you say? :thinking:

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…aaannd the conversation returns to squatting more rapidly than usual.

We are keen on our scats this weekend…:poop::poop: