I bet he does, Abbots tits must be like that by now.
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A fine blue veined cheese.
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I agree, that was their best album
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my throat/head/noseā¦cold then cough now lost voiceā¦ Louise is telling to me to txt her as she canāt hear meā¦
Diagnosis - manflu. Prognosis- dangerously close to death but will pull through.
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Iām just getting over mine now. Hellish.
Man up you pussies 
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All that exercise is bound to make you illā¦
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I prescribe two bacon sandwiches & a flagon of scrumpy
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Not my prognosis Jimbo itās for Ziggy.
Cockpunch to 14 yo girls who prattle fucking wellincessantly about fucking Teen Wolf (the series, not the Michael J Fox film) and go into forensic detail about the plot, the characters blah blah cunting blah. I think my head is going to explode if I hear another sodding word about itā¦
Bugs mixed up with a cold can piss off.
Been off work sick most of the week,canāt get warm and bones feel freezing.
Just sit in the astra with the heater on.
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āCalling Dr Booze, medicate me!ā
Just pretend youāve taken loads of drugs and this is the high!
Yes itās from FaecesBook. But as I understand it, is word for word what he actually saidā¦
I despair 
Iāve just looked at other things this āman of Godā has said. As a lapsed Catholic I am still astonished and disgusted.
Every sperm sacred, every abortion is murder. Got to love these celibate men.
Horrible.