Ruby excelled herself in the pub this evening. There were 7 other dogs in the dog room and she managed to pick fights with 5 of them.
She managed to frighten a Patterdale/JR cross into shitting and pissing itself all over the floor, fuck knows what her owner is feeding her, but her shite had the most rancid stench I've ever smelt.
This led to 2 other dogs pissing in sympathy, and then, after we had cleared up the mess (I joined in out of shame) I went to the loo, and Ruby stole my pint... She deliberately knocked it over and licked it all up.
So she got pissed, extremely quickly...she started to shake her head violently whilst simultaneously producing rabid levels of frothy saliva which went all over the fucking place.