And most of the floor on the ships.
Decks
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Only if Radio Carolineā¦
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And then the icy hand rests your shoulder as you realise that youāve got no Country Slices.
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Donāt eat them. 
That looks very wild, not a night to be at sea if you have the choice.
Hope your roof, shed, dogs and all escape unscathed Paul
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Fill your mindgarden with fap material. Power goes off you have seconds/minutes/hours of fun. Delete as appropriate.
You forgot Heidi Klum, a roaring fire and a fur rug. 
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Hah, I have the roaring fire. Not bothered about the fur rug, but if Heidi wants to pop round she is welcome
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Lol. Louise Lear has just said on BBC weather report -
well, storm Caroline has goneā¦
She needs to get her scrawny arse up here and see if she still thinks itās gone 
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Hailstones in Cheshire, canāt be true, this is Cheshire.
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Are they sparkly?
White marble, surely?
Raining vajazzles.
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its raining crack cocaine
Foo snow in Cheshire.
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Snowing here in (not-so-sunny) Oxfordshire 
You should have stayed in France
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Hope pmac can make it online today.
No power cuts here.
Everything still intact. Dogs and sheds all present and correct 
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