Perhaps if my Aunty had balls, etc.



One for @chelseadave from the Guardian



That’s the Manchester Guardian by the way.:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


Chelsea agree terms with Real Madrid for Morata. Conte signs new deal. :grinning:


I think you have bought the wrong player. Should have gone for Leonardo Bonucci


I think he preffered Italy.


Javier Hernandez to west ham


Good signing especially if they can put Arnautovic alomgside him.


Yes, very good signing. We should have been in for him.


Never quite understood why utd didn’t play him more.


You have Ings, Sturridge, Mane, Origi, Firminio, Solanke, ah yes I see what you mean :wink:


Ings - dead
Sturridge - glue factory candidate
Mane - Winger
Firmino - false 9

Only Origi and Solanke are strikers.


Pretty sure the Arnautovic deal is further advanced than Chicharito’s and they are going to announce them together. Will be a nice twist if Hernandez scores on debut :wink:
Still think we are short up front and expect another striker signing. Carroll and Sakho are perma injured…

Snodgrass surplus to requirements. I wonder if he was signed just to make Hull weaker?


I think Klopp will flog him till he drops this season, still reckon he will get a good 15-20 goals




Cheeky fuckers.:rage:

Given the current market and the fact he has 5 years left on his contract he has to be worth £100m - not that we should be selling our best player anyway.


Always nice to beat City even in a friendly. Lovely goal from Lukaku.


What is it with Pep and goalkeepers?


Roman clears way for Matic to join Man. U. for £50m.