Park like a cunt (and other driving fuckwittery)


#102

How far back are we talking when that was the done thing, the 80s?


#103

My money’s on never, but it makes a good story. :relieved:


#104

I guess it’s unsurprising that a tourist magnet such as Redcar seafront will run out of parking spaces but they do need to keep the lifeboat ramp clear as people are forever guzzling champagne & falling off the luxury yachts that moor in the bay during the summer months. Similar problem as in St Trop & Monaco really.


#105

Indeed, id also like to know how the dealt with autos in park and manuals left in gear.


#106

I suspect that if you had a few notes spare you wouldn’t have to go far in Redcar to find people who could ‘move’ almost any vehicle beyond the water’s edge for you.

VB


#107

Indeed. The assorted equerries, butlers and sundry yacht crew are always available to assist for a very modest fee.

Clearly the parking miscreants were out of towners. The locals would drive convertibles to get maximum benefit from the tropical weather, beautiful clean air, and magnificent scenery.


#108

Not sure where to start but why is as good a place as any…


#109

Doubt that would get an MOT with the restricted forward visibility… low bridges could be an issue too! :smirk:


#110

I love Prog and I like that :heart_eyes:

But then I used to drag race (legally) and circuit race (licenced).


#111

What…on Rupaul?


#112

I’ll drag you Bruv :angry:


#113

#114

As if going to the dentist isnt bad enough, I came back to find this cunt parked next to our grotty old run-about Micra. Luckily I’m not physically impaired so was able climb in from the passenger side.

I managed to resist the temptation to smash my door into it (the micra’s bodywork is fucked up anyway so wouldn’t matter)


#115

I’d have doored it.


#116

Was directly opposite the parking meter and people were walking about, would have been quite risky. Had the circumstances been different…


#117

Me too


#118

I’d get that number plate sorted if I was you. Plod don’t like that sort of thing :wink:


#119

Its not like that in real life, I used some photo editing software to hide the registration number prior to uploading the image.


#120

Whoosh…


#121

You reckon?

that-awkward-moment-when-your-sarcasm-is-so-advanced-people-actually-think-youre-stupid

(Not quite sarcasm admittedly)