It’s about time we had a sub forum for Cocaine and hookers.
A couple of topics to kick off:
Used Hookers,
How much is a ticket to Funzie?
DIY Freebase (when Ether gets angry)
Sex tapes - top ten
Bang offs,
Hooker ambulance,
Wonderful World of Brothel design,
Clap predictor,
Snort all the things
C&H Hospital "Help my nose and nob are hanging off"
Carpet vs Astro Turf burns
How much have you spent on your golf bats ?
It took that for me to realise that listening to music is a hobby. Buying endless bits of kit is an affliction 
My golf bats are essential for my hobby. My hifi is essential for listening to music. Spending the same again on a bag of shakti stones to rest on the tee boxes won’t improve my swing.
How do you know unless you’ve tried it.
But, but if you believe it does then it will*
(* it fucking won’t)
Funnily enough, golf is far more a mind game than hifi…
Or so it should be!
One hobby makes you socialize with cunts, the other makes you an unsociable cunt… I go with the latter as I like to stay dry and masturbate in comfort.
Fixed for the grammar nazi.
More an affection, IMO 
Although my big ticket buys may be in the past, there may be just one more…
Yet, an affectation for others 
You missed a few;
mud 1974 bloody hated that song
Yeah, yeah
All night long, you’ve been looking at me
Well you know you’re the dance hall cutie that you love to be
Oh well now, you’ve been laying it down
You’ve got your hips swinging out of bounds
And I like the way you do what you’re doin’ to me
“How to collapse like a cunt” promises to be a busy topic
New topic - ‘The lies hookers tell’
Prolapsed uterus vs. Tuffbob? Separated at [after]birth. 
Drat, you got there before my “how to prolapse like a cunt” thread suggestion
You and me: we’re the same.