Add some plastic flowers and a Gnome. Result.
Just bought a blow-up rhododendron
I’d be tempted to add some grass, ironically.
Is he going to shit plastic turds to match?
They should go better of that lawn with a 5 iron than they ever would off the old rough version.
If i use a wedge,i can hit the neighbours garden 3 doors away.
One advantage for @stu and his nylon grass wig: No need in mow prior to tornado attack.
Suggestions that the atmospheric disturbance in the photo was due to the confluence of low atmospheric pressure, @Jim and a very large full English breakfast were not denied by a Met Office spokesperson.
Came home this arvo to find a panel missing from my greenhouse
The door had been left open and a large gust had popped it out (I suspect one of Jim’s farts). Having found the panel in the rear hedge, I replaced in and secured it with Gaffer tape
Sounds like the Oompa-Loompa who built it is due his P45…
Too much hair
You’ve grown the beard in then? Looks like you’ve lost a bit of weight too.
Thought it was Jim in black and white…
Nice morning for cutting the grass
can you pop round and have a go at mine?
Will sling mower in back of car today,will probably be Thursday night.
You need astroturf