The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Do we know anyone in Lincolnshire who’s kinda doggy? They have interesting parties up there…

Classy.

Sleaford. Very out-of-the-way is Sleaford (I had a Saturday job there as a teenager for a while). Not the home of the estimable Sleaford Mods.

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I didn’t know it was illegal to eat dog in this country, It isn’t in S. Korea (yet)

Bet it was that poxy St. Bernard that grassed her up

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The St Bernard is actually the ideal dog for your sex party as it brings along post coital drinks.

Details of the event were later posted on an internet forum specialising in bestiality.

I expect the cops are keeping a close eye on this place especially the Doggos thread.

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The corgi - it’s always warm at night …

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Bitch!

Ruff growler.

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imagine rimming a canine?

Did she buy them dinner first? :neutral_face:

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It puts this in a whole new context. I cried. :scream:

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Be nice if there was an app to turn the temp up.

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Disappointed to read that this wasn’t a Prog based gathering.

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And this from the LU staff website…

Illegal do on the Bakerloo

11 April 2017

Bakerloo

Police break up rave on train

Confused customers might have thought that trains on the Bakerloo line had undergone a disco refurb last night. In fact, it was a fully-fledged rave that had to be broken up by police.

The event featured flashing lights, a sound system and award-winning MC Harry Shotta. Dancers were seen laughing with their hands aloft as they turned the carriage into a nightclub.

A spokesman for British Transport Police said: "At 10.40pm yesterday evening, BTP officers were called to the northbound Bakerloo platform at Paddington station after reports of a party on board a Tube.

"Whilst officers relish any opportunity to experience underground drum and bass, we’d kindly ask DJs to refrain from using the Tube as a pop-up club.”

London Underground employees are encouraged to dissuade customers from hosting events of this kind on our trains.

Aga owners wouldn’t notice the difference, they don’t cook as much as “age” food placed in them anyway.

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My Aga has no such facility to remotely control it, it’s the new fangled ones.