Cleaning, fucking cleaning bathrooms. I really must get a cleaner.
Itās been really exciting this morning. Iāve been replacing a bath front panel.
FML 
Up extra early due to the yellow 
, did cooked breakfast for the family 
, turned on the stereo, collapsed on the sofaā¦
Nap timeā¦
A euphymism if ever there was. 
Simply place a Shakti stone onto the cistern and all the impurities will be eliminated
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Ohhh you lucky barsteward, one of lifeās true delight is night fishing for Barbel on a leafy stretch of river. My uncle had a garden that backed onto the Kenet, many a happy moment fishing for Barbel and Dace.
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I managed to fill nine jars with my sticky plum chutneyā¦
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Oh god the Kennet 
I used to have a Reading And District Licence to fish there, was really fabulous.
Didnāt catch any last night btw but great to be out. 
Will be going again, low levels meant little happening I think. Need some rain!
You need to get your arse over to Essex. I fancy some eels guv 
Sounds like the cry of a man at the moment of ecstasy !
VB
Smoked eel - lush 
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Drinking siht loads at a wedding. 
Taking fruit of loin 1 for a trip on āthe duckā . Iām still baffled weather the monotone distracted disinterested and down trodden āguideā was a comedy genius or barking mad?
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They have those in Dublin for the Viking Splash tour. You get a tacky plastic viking helmet and are encouraged to sing Molly Malone by the tour guide/helmet-in-chief. The locals all hurl abuse at the tour guide. The nicest thing Iāve heard anybody shout was outside Trinity College when a pedestrian shouted āFor feckās sakes have you no shame, man?ā at the tour guide as he bellowed some crap at the poor bastards trapped in his DUKW. Hideousā¦
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Itās been a while since Iāve had any. I wonāt eat them unless they are decent and fresh. Nobody does them around here. But this is Oxfordshire, baby.
Eels are getting scarce. Used to be plentiful in English rivers but now not so much.
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