Today I have mainly been

[anon14766838]

@Valvebloke

Don’t worry, folks like your better half (it sounds like that really might be an accurate description !) won’t be able to sit still and swat you for very long. In fact it’s best if they don’t let up at all. I’d recommend signing her up for the local

NHS patient representative committee
School governors
Citizens advice
Befriending the elderly

and as many charity shops as you can volunteer her for. She doesn’t fancy being a PCSO does she ? Or the Police and Crime Commissioner ? The Royal Mail are always on the lookout for posties. In the meantime you need to come down with an intermittent bad back.

add to that a HRA REC (Health Research Agency, Regional Ethics Committee) member.

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@johnny_s

You may laugh, but this is a serious dilemma, I can only see serious changes to my lifestyle ahead. I may even have to get out of bed before 08.30hrs !!! Woe is me and thrice woe.

Take up and embrace golf.

[crimsondonkey]

@A_Touch_of_Cloth

Give up on life entirely and become a golfist

Fixt

[MGOwner]

More garden shit. I hate DIY. I hate my life

[Jim]

@johnny_s

I can only see serious changes to my lifestyle ahead.

Get your arse over to Terry’s to help him with his garden shit, maybe that’ll stop you both moaning

[johnny_s]

I feel that I shall be embracing both these activities with enthusiasm shortly

Golf, I couldn’t hit a cows arse with a shovel accurately. I’m doomed, doomed I tell you.

[MGOwner]

@johnny_s

I feel that I shall be embracing both these activities with enthusiasm shortly

Golf, I couldn’t hit a cows arse with a shovel accurately. I’m doomed, doomed I tell you.

As Jim says, get your sorry arse over here and once you’ve helped me with my garden shit, I’ll help you with your golf. Win-win

Jim, off you fuck

[thebiglebowski]

Sneezing and blowing my nose, on my fourth cold of this year, last cold I had was probably at school

[BobC]

Getting ready to motorhome my way round scotchland for a few days.

[crimsondonkey]

Have you fitted the snow chains then?

[pmac]

Been over to Mainland today, nice weather.

Bluemull Sound, taken on the return ferry to Fetlar

[crimsondonkey]

Fuck off, the seas never that blue - where’s the grey?

[SAP7]

Training Alexa to work my Lifx lights.

[Wayward]

How come you are now Skeletor? Have you lost that much weight?

[stu]

Cleaning lumps of metal and at work and trying a courser dremmel head for turntable hole

[loo]

Hmm, facial peel?

[Wayward]

Preparing myself for five days in a row without any work, not entirely sure that I’ll know what to do with myself.

[loo]

You can knock me out a suit if your bored

[crimsondonkey]

@loo

You can knock me out a suit if your bored

Sarong for you - 20 mins for a pro like Ritchie

[crimsondonkey]

@Wayward

How come you are now Skeletor? Have you lost that much weight?

Role model - hapless, grasping but fundamentally never gives up. Also has great one liners.