Got any HiFi to swap? 
20 minutes, I bet he could do it in 10, a tea towel would fit me 
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I’m not back to work until Sunday PM. So you can’t even interrupt a violent confrontation 
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Nothing that would improve your set up, I could come round and not tidy up your room though, should only take me a month or two 
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Holiday or suspension?
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Lack of commissions, me thinks 
Would also look good in a 'tard 
I worked through from Easter so have a couple of days to take in lieu!
We have builders in, so will be difficult to listen to music tomorrow… 
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Fuck no, unless it’s brown and I can be stick man
Broke up two old pallets with my new tools - looking to make more recycled planters
You can make me some bespoke denim shorts if you get that bored,can give you some garden tips as payment
can you make me a tweed man bag
My garden’s a tip. I didn’t realise you could pay for stuff with them.
VB
That’s a relief, I thought the tailors’ guild might have stripped you of your tape measure and sent you home for that god awful cape ensemble you were throwing together 
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Training Alexa to work my Lifx lights.
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You deserve everything that is coming your way…
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My light remote was done for. Now, when it’s a movie we can quickly turn off all but the back led strip lights.
Football, it’s a backlight green and low light.
Normal night soft and warm, dimmed white lights.
Working is clean white light.
Party it’s music sensitive.
Horny and it’s bright red. Right now it’s a lovely pinky purple. Just because.
…Bring it on.
Out with a bunch of other old retired gits on our weekly Thursday social walk. 10.5 miles today in the White Peak.
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My light remote was done for. Now, when it’s a movie we can quickly turn off all but the back led strip lights.
Football, it’s a backlight green and low light.
Normal night soft and warm, dimmed white lights.
Working is clean white light.
Party it’s music sensitive.
Horny and it’s bright red. Right now it’s a lovely pinky purple. Just because.
…Bring it on.
Wank.
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Feel free to toss off over it!