John Zorn’s most promising side - project, but he should have kept it as a single album IMO.
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Take this as a positive and work on your core strength 
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The apprentice who, loading a small trolley up with 9 PCs (too many), ignored my advice of “put them in to this box so they don’t fall off”.
Obviously, half way down the driveway, he’s phoned asking for help because 4 of them have fallen off and the front panels have broken apart.
Evening and weekend work is now “required”.
Whose head is on a pole for letting it get that fucked up?
Strangely, nobody’s.
Take a punch in the cock, mgmt types.
Spelling correction: it’s not ‘apprentice’, it’s ‘liability’. Take it out of his wages.
VB
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Ha!
I’m sure they are protected by this sort of thing.
After a long and difficult campaign, we have now recovered £5k from the insurance (who initially offered a tenth of that), plus almost £23k from the bank, who failed to spot all the unusual transactions. This means that the net loss is under £5k (the news article understated the loss).
The fucker who did it can still have a massive cockpunch though.
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As members of the PTA, surely you both got your cut still ?
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Was he Jailed?
This at the very least.
I’d sack the cunt.
This won’t get better - equal opportunities is fine and dandy, but if retarded kids want to do IT work, they should stick to designing Microsoft’s OSs…
Yeah, two concurrent 9 month sentences, out after just over 2 months
Ffs, that’s 14 grand a month 
I can’t see him being retained at the end of the apprenticeship period. I’d struggle to recommend him to anyone. He worked for Dell previously and he told me recently that one customer kept delaying a job, before eventually telling him “I just don’t want you in my house.”
On the positive, it is entertaining to drop Maltesers and other such “finger food” on the floor. He without fail, picks it up and eats it. I discovered this when I dropped a chip on the floor. Haven’t found where he draws the line yet. Crisps, Oreos and sweets like jelly beans have all passed our tests so far.
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Toblerone works on me everytime…
Normally hits you on the back of the head, doesn’t it?
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It possibly would for me.
At least, if I dropped a piece myself I would probably just snatch it up and eat it. If someone else had dropped it, I wouldn’t scramble to the ground like a starved maniac and scoff it.
I have very quick reactions.
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John Lewis can have one…
That ad is truly awful!
have you a van and a bucket?
Having hair around your mouth doesn’t mean you’re free to talk like a cunt Nigel! Have a boot to the plums for that.
Also second cp for the ‘tache. It is a crime against good taste.
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