He is obviously just setting the ground work to clear up the current political malaise and will shortly announce that Carillion have been given and PFI deal worth 350M per day to build the bridge 
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I like bridges, build the bridge, make the French pay.
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âA source close to the foreign secretary said he also thought it was âcrazyâ the two countries were only connected by one railway line when they were merely 20 miles apart.â
Apparently Boris doesnât consider ferries or aircraft as forms of transport connection either. 
You must have declined to buy lucky white heather from the courierâs mother at some pointâŚ
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indeed
Do we need a dedicated courier cockpunch thread?
UKMail - sent a one-hour time slot, which is nice. But didnât send the âyouâre nextâ SMS, and just left the parcel in our porch (itâs an open porch on a busy road) with a note through the letterbox. Without knocking or ringing the bell. Twats.
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My fucking workplace, the useless spunk dribbling cock wombles. Now the cunty consultants have âchangedâ us some of the twats actually fell for it. The latest wheeze from the Change Advocacy Network (donât even get me started) is the provision of 6 postcards, each reflecting one of our behaviours. These can be sent to colleagues to congratulate them if they âŚwell you get the rest.
Posters stating
âHow do you want to start the new year? Living the behavioursâ
Fucking speechless at this utter waste of money and the number of cunts who actually go along with it.
Fuck arses the lot of them!
Am waiting for my first cuntish behaviour card. I donât think the e mail to HR asking if I got a mug should I collect all six cards went down too well, humourless cunts!
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Oh my god, is this a real story?!!??!?!
Do you work at W1A ?
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Just what the fuck!
Until I read this, I thought Catbert was a fictional character . . . .
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And you know there is going to be one crawling wannabe that takes it all extremely seriouslyâŚ
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On the positive side, these fucktards have now self-identified as morons so now you know who canât be trusted.
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Welcome to my fucking world
Rule 1, never communicate in any way with HR, ignore the fuckers, as sure as eggs are eggs, they will fuck you over with any information you may supply.
Rule 2. never object publically to anything coming out as âpolicyâ from a directors latest fad. He/she will get the sack sooner or later so fuck 'em. When they are gone, it will be ignored anyway.
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didnât accuse you of being unsupportive, did they? We had the cards are the new values were released - I donât understand how the senior management buy into this stuff.
The bridge is yet another diversionary tactic our imbecilic press have fallen for.
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ft
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fxt for office accuracy
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Buy some of these
Spread liberally around office.
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They do postcards too 
VB
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