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āTrophyā hunting cunts. I canāt think of a suitable punishment thatās hurtful enough for them, except maybe putting them in a fenced field, unarmed, with a wild Rhino
Well, since retiring from cricket, KP is on a mission to try and help save the Rhino
https://twitter.com/KP24 Good man 
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āverbally reminded themā
As opposed to āI pushed them into the pond - reminded themā?
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Iāll try your method next time.
laminate flooring, what a fucking pile of shite that stuff is. Now cleared three room out of this shite, wtf were people thinking back in the 1990s!
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Couldnāt have been such a bad idea if itās lasted nearly 30 years.
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nah, the idea was always shite, the marketing was good. This also explains the 911 
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It was always a shit idea. God knows how many hen pecked poor bastards were posting on hifi forums about the sound quality in their rooms.
I always used to reply that they should rip up that flooring and fit a carpet to which they would tell me that they were not allowed.
I used to suggest at least a decent sized rug, but for the sake of domestic harmony (or maybe it was just pure fear) they went off trying all sorts of cables and other foo (and convinced themselves that it made a difference) because they couldnāt see the elephant in the room.
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I sold Room Elephants for a while - acoustically brilliant, but there were one or two issues, mainly with poachersā¦ 
Tea LattƩs. NO.
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Green tea lattes are delicious. Iām not a coffee drinker. I did try a black tea latte which I found meh.
Of course, some are better than others. Independents beat chains .
{gags}
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Milky tea? Get ta fuck!
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Todayās no shit sherlock award goes to:
ā¦or fucknugget. Not sure that I care though
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Tea is more refreshing without milk. But milk makes it very comforting. I drink it both ways. However, a normal cuppa never has too much milk.
Bubble tea is fucking rancid.
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ITT: itās 2007 again.
Bubble tea? Even truckstops donāt serve that shit any moreā¦
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