Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

[coco]

@FatCuntTroller

People that flounce off after an argument then come back with a really obvious new user name.

About bloody time.

[BobC]

There’s even a ready made golf thread, should keep him out of trouble.

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@MGOwner

Me, for coming across as “Hey, look at me. See wot I done !”

It wasn’t the point of the post. The point was that society has bred a generation of self obsessed, me-me-me types who can’t see past their own self importance.

It appears I have become the very thing that I loath

In mitigation, I was quite stressed and needed to vent.

What did you do ?

[AmDismal]

@MGOwner

Whilst giving a customer CPR this evening, a vacuous oxygen thief asked me for directions. When I calmly mentioned that I was attempting to save a person’s life, she shouted, “There’s no need to be rude about it !”

You should send this into someone at the BBC, you could imagine a whole set of comedy sketches. “CPR man” could be asked all sorts of things while giving CPR: surveys, charity donations, loose change, train status, all sorts. Mitchell and Webb, I can see it already.

[MrKettle]

@MGOwner

Whilst giving a customer CPR this evening, a vacuous oxygen thief

In the circumstances, that is quite an apt and literal description.

[Jim]

@MGOwner

Me, for coming across as “Hey, look at me. See wot I done !”

Absolutely not Terry.

Henry Heimlich is very famous, but apparently, he’s only ever had one opportunity to save a person by the manoeuvre he discovered.

You’ll never be famous (except perhaps on here ) but by helping to save people’s lives, you’ll never be forgotten by them and their families.

Good on you mate.

[browellm]

If only you’d saved someone famous, Terry.

Or better still rang someone up and told that person to save them.

[MGOwner]

I struggle with delegation

[MGOwner]

@browellm

If only you’d saved someone famous, Terry.

Just my luck it would Katie Holmes

[Rob998]

@MGOwner

Just my luck it would Katie Holmes

Do you mean Katie Hopkins? I’d let the bitch croak.

[Gyroscope]

The question that springs to my mind at least is: could you use one of them as a weapon to punch the other one in the cock?

Or am I overthinking it? Just pick a random one and punch them in the cock very shortly before punching the other one in the cock.

[anon14766838]

looks to me like they are playing paper, scissors, rock for the award of playground bully of the year

[htm_1968]

Cockpunch to those meanies bullying @browellm on PFM about being a bully on the 'Wam. It would be comedy gold if it wasn’t so pathetic.

[crimsondonkey]

I don’t think whining incessantly at him counts as bullying but we’ll let @browellm decide whether he’s upset or not at his treatment!

[pmac]

Lol, I’m sure he’ll be gutted

[htm_1968]

@htm_1968

It would be comedy gold if it wasn’t so pathetic.

I meant that their attempt to bully him was pathetic. I’m sure @browellm will be along to tell us all about it as soon as he has repaired his couldn’t-give-a-fuck-o-meter which will have most definitely shorted out at this bullying tripe (yet again).

[hermit]

He gave me a giggle with this retort.

[thebiglebowski]

That browellm does come across as a right cunt, I hope he doesn’t join here.

[MGOwner]

@Rob998

Do you mean Katie Hopkins?

Yes. Fucking autocorrect.

[htm_1968]

@MGOwner

Yes. Fucking Australians.

Fixt