started to smell?
Yes, of decomposition.
Theyāre actually quite clean things when theyāre alive, they obviously piss and shit wherever they feel like, but this is generally in their cage. The kids clean it out every few days so it never smells.
Females perhaps. Males always stink.
They are kind of cute, butā¦
Gerbils probably best pet rodent on balance IMO
Rats are pretty damn smart but do stink.
Rabbits are too fragile and stupid
Hamsters are cunts and are stupid
Mice are stupid and stink
Guinea pigs stupid and fragile
Gerbils donāt stink, barely poop or wee and are medium intelligence plus are cute
But tasty by all accounts. 
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Had one in Ecuador. Tasted like chicken.
Delicious
You canāt say that about mice, rats, hamsters & gerbils.
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Quite. GPās are the dogs bollocks*
*Oh, hang on, thatās Korea innit 
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Weeeeelllll, maybe you can Glis (genus) - Wikipedia. Theyāre not native to this country but bizarrely thereās a population living in the triangle bounded by Aylesbury, Beaconsfield and Luton following an escape in Tring. I swear Iām not making this up (see Wiki).
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Has Daniel tried them?
At least weāre outside the infestation zone 
Yes, a couple of times I think.
He ate far more challenging stuff in Vietnam & Cambodia iirc.
Lol, I bet he did!
Looks like a description of forum members that.
Iāve just had a carpenter quote me Ā£15k to apply and fit six doors. Iām not sure whether to call and ask if thatās a typo, or skip straight to the cockpunch.
He must have mistakenly added a zero, no?
Doors to fucking Narnia by the sounds of it.
Surely this is the perfect opportunity to brush up your own renowned skills with the router?
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Would they be anything like these perhapsā¦?
I recently paid Ā£2.5k for someone to supply and fit 10 doors and build some under-stairs cupboards. And thatās in London.