21st Century Problems

I have replaced the perfectly functioning wheels on my daughter’s scooter with cool flashy flashing ones. Now I am riven with anxiety over what to do with the originals. My fear is that these replacements might be inferior, and when they break I’ll have to buy originals as replacements; this will be both expensive and attract the ire of daughter as they’re not flashy/ing.

But if I keep them, I will place them safely into a drawer somewhere and lose them, knowing that I’ll find them days or even hours after I finally give up looking and order a new pair.

Currently they are on the kitchen worktop, generating irritated glances (although no comments yet) from the wife. It’s the clothes washing area, which I need to deal with carefully as that is the one domestic task that has remained solely hers since I stopped work.

How can I break this deadlock?

1|) Deploy carrot au stick
2) Play Kiki Dee
3) Hoof Glue
4) Self sabotage by puncturing new tires
5) Become a Mormon
6) Invite drunken Morris dancers to perform in your abode
7) Set fire to the house
8) Porn Hub
9) Seek help
10) Buy the better tires

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tyres

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Have you finished the room yet?

No.

I’m taking a leaf out of Petrocelli’s book. :slight_smile:

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:+1:

In fairness, my plumber actually finished a thing today. It wasn’t the thing he was supposed to finish, but he did finish, and it only took twice as long as expected.

This is all win…:unamused:

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The Sun crossword?

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serve dinner on them like hipster plates

This is Liverpool mate, we don’t do The Sun because they are cunts.

No it was a plumbering thing to do with plumbing.

He is obviously a true artisan. Lots of different things going on looks like nothing happening… then all of a sudden …it all comes together.

You can’t teach that shit.

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Oh yeah, and you’re an expert in matters plumbing now :roll_eyes:

100% accurate in bold. The rest is redundant…:thinking:

Stash them in the man cave

Coco will always have use for some kind of load bearing trolley when he’s delivering the next phono stage. Put them by for him. :+1:

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Turn them into a mobile (you know, bits of old coathanger, fishing line etc) and hang them tastefully in your daughter’s bedroom. That way she will be entertained* and if you ever need them again you’ll know where they are.

VB

*Unless it’s not the 18th century any more.

maybe this should be in the CP thread, but what is it with hotels that don’t give you sockets to charge your stuff by the bed or sufficient accessible sockets so you don’t have to dismantle the room to find a socket.

oh and while I’m at it why do they only supply bathrobes that would fit a child…

It’s mostly about money. Hotels work on tight margins and splashing sockets around costs money, as does providing additional circuits at the consumer unit for lots more sockets. A secondary problem is that in all but the newest hotels the first fix electrics would have been done at a time before we needed charging points every few feet around the room. It’s one thing to re-do the second fix every few years, which allows a single socket to be expanded to a cluster of two, or even four, but it’s quite another to start chopping new wiring into the plasterwork, or even running surface-mount trunking tidily.

VB

Cp to those who forget to pack an adaptor or short 4 gang extension lead…:wink:

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The short 4 way extension is such an obvious idea. Just off to find a spare I have and stick it in the suitcase. :+1:

Not much use when all the sockets are near the TV/Desk and no where near the bedhead.
You need a 3m or 4m extension to be useful