How much for 500 mince pies, x3 hardened gogo girls flown in direct from Soi Cowboy and a live set from Charlotte Gainsbourg round the camp fire?
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Way above my station, all I know are a couple of grippers from Kirby and much as I try the powers that be keep the muffin recipe clear of my crib…help
“girls” might be a misnomer 
gogo ladies doesn’t sound right either ?
Non.
They are beautiful, but Non !
You want to minimize pork duplication? 
I think he’s looking for more pork variation
K, 500 mince pies ?
Sounds like an Indecent Proposal
Sounds good to me.
Being as how it’s Devon, White pudding, Hogs pudding, call it what you will, any chance?
I didn’t think white pudding was allowed out of Scotchland due to it being made from fat scrapings off slaughterhouse walls.
Fuck all that shit
BLACK pudding 
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Mmmmm delicious. Nowt wrong with a bit of white pud 
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Hogs pudding, not white pud, my mishtake
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Rong. But you can give me your share so it is OK.
I brought both white and black puddings to last year’s weekender - don’t you remember, you feckin drongos…
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This √
you lot need to get some Red Pudding to complete the set
Holy christ you are some fussy, FUSSY fuckers!