Now Madam, take your time, which of these males was it who forced himself upon you ?
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Well, you could all join instead of taking the piss.
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Or we can stand back and laugh 
Worst episode of Hollywood Squares ever. 
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a week on and it’s still foggy up in Fetlar
Can we arrange one for this Friday evening?
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Go ahead
Fanatasic, great to see everyone!
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Yes, great fun. 
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Loved it. Didn’t miss any of the moaning cunts that didn’t bother 
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Good job I am used to shocking video nasties. @coco’s banana waving was borderline terrifying for a moment.
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Your light was a fucking monstrosity 
My room is unrenovated. You should have seen the rest of the house before we turfed out all that shite. I have grown accustomed to the mad wallpaper and brassy carbuncle of a light. The red carpet is another matter but I’m not shifting my records etc to redecorate.
And the nominees for ‘the most left-swiped face on tinder’ BAFTA are…
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The banana only existed for about half a nanosecond before the huge gravitational force sucked it into the hairy black hole. 
Why am I self isolating…oh wait 
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Leaving aside any discussions of whether or not @coco has his own event horizon 
. It was the brandishing the banana (euphemism alert) prior to it’s departure that was most worrying. The curiously baroque post-inhalation waving of the skin was unusual too.
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Haha, yes.
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My old cricket club ran a pub quiz on Zoom last night, was really fun.
4 rounds - gen knowledge, history, entertainment, cricket. 10 questions per round, 1 point per question, last round, points counted double.
Anyone around was playing so teams were uneven numbers wise, but it made it social. Obviously cheating could be a thing but no one was. We could step up the Alehouse…
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