He’s suggesting it’s not a very filling meal. Like being peckish 20 mins after a Chinese.
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Oh I thought he was suggesting that Mrs Clap likes two fingers 
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Yes I suppose to be able to parse that sentence you need to know what:
a) a cupboard is
b) a Twix is
But the thought of Tristan scanning the Urban Dictionary for hidden meaning is quite funny.
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Obviously dispensed with the glass for the wine as well 
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Tastes better straight from the bottle.
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you pretending to be on a flight in steerage?
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Never been on an aeroplane in my life so have no idea what that means.
The lasagne went down well last night with my 3 friends. As did the chocolate truffles! Mind you, we also got through six bottles of wine and a bottle of whisky 
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Fucking lightweights.
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It’s already in glass 
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Lunch.
Gloucester Old Spot sitting on a bed of sliced garlic in a bath of ginger ale and Cornish Orchards Gold cider, whilst resting, a sauce made from reduced pan juices and Calvados.
Served up with Za’atar n Sumac n hot paprika garlic potatoes and a home made apple slaw.
Washed down with the same cider as used in the cooking.
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each?
cool, how do you grow mint sauce? when are the jars ready for harvest?
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Hahahaha, you’ve got some neck.
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The chop is nowhere near the neck 
