Another year, another Scheissewagen

My Audi gets carted off to the knackers yard in June, so it’s time to order a replacement. And my boss has kindly bumped me up a grade. :smiley:

What’s he ordered?
Clue: it’s a plug-in hybrid… ('cos £300/month less in tax than petrol or diseasel)

Golf GTE?

Higher

TWO Golf GTEs?

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Lower :rofl:

Is it another bit of VAG?

Nope, but still from the land of the flying Hun

E Class or 5 Series at a guess then. I think there are plug in versions of both.

A shooting car?

Lower

A what?

3 or C. Or have you really annoyed him and been given an SUV?

Sorry, German pedantry…

330e

Bang on. M Sport version in blue with oyster leather

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Personally think the interior on the new ones is lovely. I was hankering for a M340xi touring but electricity is calling.

No, this one

Fuck that grille.

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That hideous grille is fixable with a little lateral ingenuity…

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