Charles Prospect-Spatula.
John Kingsley-Potato Ricer.
Wayne Langford-Knife
William Ellis Jelly-Mould
Tory leader candidate not old blues singer Kev
William Ellis Fish-Kettle
John Sefton-Corkscrew
Daniel Tunstall-Tongs
Rae Carteret - Measuring Spoons
Doesn’t work that well, does it ?
Most Tory leaders don’t
I got Michael St David Whisk
He sounds like a tory PM

Joseph Willett-Muffinring
VB
Antony Wendover Ladle
Gove has also announced formally that he is standing for PM. Meanwhile, Esther McVey puts the dumb in referendumb:
Fantastic pitch. ‘Sorry we’ve been a bunch of liars (including me as a former member of cabinet). It won’t happen when I’m PM’.
I’m really looking forward to the end of this shit now.
Harold Ballyhampton-Mandoline
John McDonald today:
“It was a hard road to follow. But someone had to be there and say ‘Can we bring the country back together again?’ “And it would have been easy to go to one side, go to the Remain side and ignored all those people who voted Leave - that’s not the nature of our party."
“We are the party that is trying to bring people back together again. But now we have got to move on.”
This is weapons-grade stupidity if it was the Labour policy. Leave and Remain supporters are often emotionally rather than rationally invested in their positions. Currently vox pops discussions are often not unlike listening to rival football fans going at each other. You are unlikely to get a bunch of Celtic and Rangers fans to compromise and agree on Partick Thistle as the way ahead. Time to stand up and be counted and stop waiting for the Tories to implode while the country heads for the dumpster.
B’staad going full cunt on Marr. Ugh
Tarquin Trustfund-Taxhaven?