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And wait till the hail’s set in hard for the weekend.

Bastards.

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They’ve arrested someone.

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Bloody hell this subject is on loads of threads!

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De-bollockise him so he can’t have kids to brag to. Ooh, me dander is up missus.

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Should chop him off at the ankles and set fire to the top bit

Hmmm! That’s pretty decent chainsaw work for a 16 yo :thinking:

Classic teenage edgelord behaviour - should be birched…

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Rural area, probably been using one for years.
TBH, ive not seen a good enough image to say how good the cut is. Couldve been crap but lucky.

I don’t know the area, but how far is it to the nearest road/village/town?

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CBA :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Fuck me, it’s going be ban central here tonight.

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google it dickwad

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image
Here is the cut

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Pics of the tree in happier times

I realise that does run rather counter to the rumour that someone had knicked part of the trunk.

Of course it will. When we lived in Ilford, there was a massive sycamore in the neighbour’s front garden. It got so big, the roots started to undermine the front of the house, so he paid treesurgeons to remove it.
I was talking to them after they pollarded it, then sawed through the trunk.
He said that they’d have to poison the stump to prevent it growing back. :
“they’re like massive weeds these things, it will grow back in no time if we don’t do this”

There’s just been a guy on the radio who specialises in replanting mature trees, he said it would be possible, albeit very expensive, to replace it.

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