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Yeah, but a confident bit of a guess.

I’ve just twigged that this fell through my letterbox on April 1st. Surely they didn’t …

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SWAG

You’ve heard of Elf-On-A-Shelf…

Now it’s time for Cack-On-A-Rack:

#NormalForStroud

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Being inquisitive,I want to know what shelf it was. The higher the more impressive

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‘For science.’ :ok_hand: :ladder:

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It’s not strictly local news, but this is the best place I could think to post it:

They’d have to sort out the shitty weather, penguin shit and web fingered locals before it could become the next Dubai.

But otherwise :+1:

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…apart from the fact there’s fuck-all there, the climate’s atrocious, and its remoteness makes Funzie look like a London suburb…

Fucking torygraph arserag :poop:

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I was sitting next to a guy at dinner a couple of weeks ago who’s got a holiday there planned. He and his wife are going to a couple of other places first (Chile and somewhere I don’t remember) then they’ll be flying back on the South Atlantic Airbridge which handily operates out of Brize.

He’s got a lot more money than I have.

I’m sure he’ll have a yomping good time :ok_hand:

He’s my age (maybe even a year older ?) so I don’t think there will be all that much yomping :slightly_smiling_face: but he is looking forward to it.

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Might just be me, but being “like Dubai” isn’t really a selling point :thinking:

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Think I would prefer the Falklands climate to Dubai.