Gives a whole new meaning to an explosive finish. 
Innit!
Best foot forward again
An effective burglar aLlama:
https://www.itv.com/news/calendar/2026-02-10/suspected-thief-arrested-after-being-cornered-by-llamas
Itâll be plain sailing through even the biggest swells with those sea legs!
Journalism at its finest. Woodward and Bernstein could learn a thing or two.
A thinly veiled Only Fans ad 
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Wouldnât stop me
Mate of mine ended-up with a dining-fork in the back of his hand trying that move. Didnât try it again.
Old work colleague the same
Just imagine the magnitude of the policeâs task trying to find just one, specific wanker in Spalding⌠
This ad isnât local in a spacetime sense but itâs pretty localised when it comes to target audience. From the latest issue of Physics World
Surely the Infinite Improbability Drive must be just around the corner, no ?
I particularly liked the idea of turning âsparse data into confident decisionsâ 
. Is that the AI abbreviation for âoverconfidentâ ?
Or just âhaving a bit of a guessâ