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[Penance]

Sosig

[anon14766838]

don’t mince your words or try to curry favour

[coco]

Sadly, it won’t let me ban you

[coco]

Anyone else?

[Waxy]

Did he purloin the sirloin?

[browellm]

Haha, keep going you bad twats.

Coco’s on the rampage.

[MGOwner]

It could be very, very quiet here this afternoon.

[browellm]

Tough on puns. Tough on the causes of puns.

[Gyroscope]

@browellm

rampage

Are you sure that’s not hampage?

[Jim]

@coco

Sadly, it won’t let me ban you

You’ll have to bone up on how to do it

[browellm]

OTOH, I can.

[A_Touch_of_Cloth]

@Jim

@coco

Sadly, it won’t let me ban you

You’ll have to bone up on how to do it

That’s the wurst of the lot.

[hermit]

I just can’t understand why people feel the need to ham it up with puns nor can I understand why the mods get into such a stew about it.

[Penance]

Offal jokes.

[charliechan]

Clearly the whole thing was just a misteak.

[htm_1968]

@Penance

Offal jokes.

I did that one earlier but @jim or one of the other mods deleted it as it was in response to one of the dual-plattered one’s nastiest puns referring to his rump.

No great loss really. I wonder if @jim ever gets a KBE to go with his OBE () will the Queen say “Arise, Sir Loin of Beef”? …(with absolutely no apologies to Spike Milligan for nicking his joke)

[MGOwner]

@htm_1968

with absolutely no apologies to Spike Milligan for nicking his joke

Well, he’s not around to complain is he ?

[Penance]

Apologies

[htm_1968]

@MGOwner

Well, he’s not around to complain is he ?

Could do with him now. Anything to lighten the gloom…

[MGOwner]

You hang around on a forum with a bunch of negative, miserable cunts and complain that it’s gloomy ??