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Bexit innit?? Not sure complain quite covers it though…

Analgesic powders are leaving ??

:exploding_head: You’ve lost me there squire…:exploding_head:

It may have been a bit before your time.

Derp! Spelling and brain fail. Time to have a lie down…

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The last time I thought about this bloke was when a pub discussion turned to ‘what happened to that annoying bloke with the big hammer?’

Me: Peter Sutcliffe?

Them: No. Timmy Mallet

This thread is ‘dripping’ with anger today.

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Yes, the mod team haslet standards slip somewhat.

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These puns were always going to end in tears.

We should’ve suet coming.

Jerk

Silly sausage… :clown_face:

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Burger off…

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Puns.

Wtf is wrong with you people?

It’s like being back in the school playground.

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Forum strapline yadadda yadadda etc…

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never heard of this monkey dust stuff but it sounds frightening

I suspect you’re not the target market.

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Monkey Dust? Is that a thing now? I thought is was that animated show on BBC2/3 years ago…

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bad enough seeing folks on black mamba grovelling in street out of their heads , let alone this stuff

Isn’t that just called doing the conga??