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I remember that case back in the seventies, I used tell all the girls I was mormon. They never chained and raped me though.

Yes, I remember how newsworthy they suddenly became as a result.

They probably thought you were dyslexic and just couldn’t spell ā€œmoronā€.

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Hope this works well for the local community. A lovely area.

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Swearing; drinking; anti-social behaviour. Cunt me in! :raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands:

right - you want join in with the shooting of wildlife? nice one…

Perhaps I should have made it more clear that I was taking a sideways look at this article; this is a Reach Group publication and I’m sure most will agree that it is not known for it’s accuracy.

I’m local to the area and I’m not aware of any incidents of harm to the local wildlife; I’m fairly well connected to some people who work in Wildlife Sanctuaries.

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I really thought this was going to end badly.

However

https://twitter.com/HughHarrop/status/1509195252766232579?s=20&t=NnINtCIjLGnRx0tXbNWLDw

Good news, hopefully it will stay in deep waters!

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I always love when scale hits home

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I love today :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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my younger bro birthday :laughing:

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My postal vote came through for the local council elections. I decided to research the two independent candidates. I won’t be voting for Wing Commander Wife-beater. The arrogance of this cunt to stand for public office. Get.To.Fuck.

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Make a good Tory; he’d fit right in.

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Very true. I saw him yesterday putting leaflets through postboxes. Nice to see him taking some time off from abusing women.

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Warning shot, surely; event cancelled due to poor ticket sales… I don’t feel that the monarchy is relevant; seems a number of others feel the same.

For those that do like the monarchy, I’ve a solution! Vote for me and I will privatise the monarchy…:grin:

:negative_squared_cross_mark::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands:

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ā€˜The Firm’ has taken quite a hammering lately - glamourous youngsters fucked-off to the 'States 'cos of our racist press, and Pervy Uncle Andy shown for the pedophile that he is - the Brand is badly damaged. You do get the feeling the old girl is too frail for it, too.

I kinda like having a monarchy - they used to more than pay their way in terms of tourist $dollah attracted (not sure if still true), and they have no real power or influence - certainly WAY the fuck less than say Vladimir Putin or Shell Oil has in terms of running the cuntry. So, conspicuous fuckups aside, I feel they tend to get scapegoated by foaming republicans who don’t realise they are nothing more than a National Trust setup for inbred humans.

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