Would contribute £20 to the crowdfunding 
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If only there was someone on here who was willing to take on a ruinously expensive listed house with accompanying livestock.
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What are the chances 
Similar thing happened on a section of the Bluebell Railway that had to be cleared to allow it to build a connection to East Grinstead. All now sorted but at great expense.
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Brilliant concept. 
Kin ell, we’re barely out of the stone age here in Goole but…
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A mate in Croydon used to do this for a local charity years ago. (I am thinking 90s)
He volunteered two days a month and did odd jobs mainly for elderly pople like putting up a curtain rail or assembling flatpack furniture etc.
He did it for free and the charity charged £15.00 a job.
He had to be DBS checked and insured etc.
Only 40 years away!
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About the same time we’ll get fibre optic broadband then.
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2040 is only 18 years away.
But the truth is it’s 30 years away. It always has been and it always will be.
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40 years was the joke. never mind
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Think I’ll ban the next person to post an actual local news story in here just for a laugh.
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YES. This is what the Emperor demands.
Too good an offer to refuse.
It’s really fucking dull, too
Almost qualifies on the basis of the self-contradictory meaninglessness of
“We are moving in a much more stable position and we’re fairly confidence we will be able to sustain that performance."
and
“… we don’t want to slip back to a situation that’s been in place some time.”
Christ, you must be displacing even harder than me… 