Scene: a marketing office near Leamington
Client: So you have the branding for our new co-working space?
Marketing bloke: Yes, we do.
Client: Are there any potential connotations of the name that we should be wary of?
Marketing bloke: Umm, nope. No. Nothing that I can think of.
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You’re not very good at this. Suggest you study the Brighton Argus for inspiration. e.g.
or
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Oh fuck. Right , I’ll have to up my game…
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A cunty and pathetic (in equal measure) thing to do to a kids play area.
Well done Beduf.
A handful of beans on 1 swing, not sure it amounts to ‘covered the playground’.
I can only agree with you.
Yeah, we’ve bean had…
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Bit of a half-baked story…
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Broad, but it will run, and run and run.
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Gonna do a runner, before Pete notices…
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Ha, has beans don’t count.
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Do us a fava - don’t make a stink 
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As the saying goes ‘Never trust a Tory’ even if he is your own brother!
If he is made bankrupt and has to stand down, a by election shortly after Truss becomes PM will be fun!
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We can but hope.
This bloke is a serial cunt.
He’s the go to quote for every Tory paper article.