Black like my heart

He said “carp” and you said “place” instead of “plaice”.

Standards are definitely slipping.

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Codswallop - eel get away with causing haddock

I see bans. Lots of bans.

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I’m not a manta argue with that.

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Over to you @browellm

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Fuck me this thread is shot to ribbons… time for the bin perhaps.

Never has the phrase, “don’t fucking @ me” been more appropriate.

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Fuck you, because: fuck you :+1:

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I bet you used two pritt sticks making that (mainly because you ate the first one).

:wink:

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anally ingesting?..a pritt suppository

:zipper_mouth_face:

fukken plebs don’t kno a art wen u see 1 :rage:

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noU60

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Good luck with that.

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I’d like to report a “feature” of the Darkside.

On my Samsung phone, when using the Dark theme with the phone screen vertical, images are often extending beyond the rhs of the screen.

This disappears when I revert to the Default theme.

Just so you know.

Thank you, good night.

From my iPhone.

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Sleep tight

Don’t forget to add night mode on mobiles for extra black…

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I did that and thought my phone screen had broken