Brexit episode 2 - the attack of the gammon

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Wasn’t sure whether to put this in this thread or Jim’s Jokes…

It’s not funny, so either would have done.

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One of our MEPs

You couldn’t fucking make it up could you…

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I am completely lost for words to describe the massive fucking irony of that

I may be naive, but I remain astounded by the endless stream of more bad news, doom and gloom, all of which is conscientiously overlooked by Leavers.

Should I get my pension(s) out of the UK, or should I wait for the pound to tank so I can get more via exchange rates? Has the UK Leave brigade yet realised the damage that’s being done to Commonwealth countries as a result of this?

Do they care…? (OK - we know the answer to that.)
I’ve never come across such a blinkered, self-centred mentality in my life, and I’ve worked in government departments!

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You just have to look at the just in time supply chains that most of our manufacturing use, or the food supply chains to realise that this a poorly thought out plan. Amazingly, it seems OK to boot the City of London in the nadgers too, which I never thought would happen. The Tax Haven business will have to be lucrative.

If the pound tanks it will buy fewer units of FX. If you think it will tank you should be exiting now as you will do worse after a devaluation. FWLIW, I am sanguine about my UK asset holdings. My pension and house are not really going to be affected by ££ values as I live here and don’t intend to sell the house. I might repatriate my Strayan assets if pound tanked sufficiently, but I am happy with the performance there at the moment and there are serious tax implications that would need managing.

Get some independent professional advice if you are seriously thinking of moving lumps of capital.

There’s a big lump of land down a bit and to the left of Ireland . We used to own it but they got all uppity and righteous . Their leader is a certifiable shyster with a decency bypass in a wig. He loves God, in fact he has so much unconditional love he locks up children and celebrates guns.

On the lump they do sell blinkers but they call it Marketing & infotainment. M&I has proven so popular politicians whore themselves for more. As plucky Brits we seem to have quite the appetite for it too. Fortunately 5 billionaires are to hand to supply as much blinkering as our sphincters can withstand - On the up side the drive for more ‘blinkeredness’ is on the rise, it helps people feel safe while they check their pulse and salivate over ‘likes’ on the computer from people they don’t know, something about low self esteem and endorphin release.

Humans are weird, glue can do all of the above whilst killing off pesky brain cells permanently and make you feel like you have a pylon in your cranium

…Should have voted Stronzetto.

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I’ve always found the fishing policies a bit, erm, fishy.

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More cost for Brexit… Maybe politicians were worried they’d not have enough work to do, so they shafted the UK to keep their jobs?

I think you’ll find this is why his gingership and filmstar wife are packing their belongings into spotty hankies on sticks and shifting west. It’s a very subtle infiltration of what is really a commonwealth country that the UK has allowed to believe has control of it’s own destiny.
Her Maj has decided enough is enough and is calling in the markers.

Hmm. If it is printed in The Mirror, is it still untrue?

This might help. It has some nice pictures too. Sorry it goes on a bit though:

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Big stones for the win - gets my vote every time.:+1:

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A long read but fuuuuuck

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Read it earlier. All good stuff except for the chicken on pizza bit.

This is mind-numbing stupidity - what is the real motivation of these Brexit cunts in destroying a country ? Are they doing someone else’s bidding or are they just in it to asset-strip the whole nation for their own greed.