Brexit episode 2 - the attack of the gammon

It seems that it is not a long way to Tipperary

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The pillock (retired bank manager) a few doors down the road from my parents tried to complain about them flying a “German” flag.

He was rewarded with an absolutely huge red ensign

to go along with the existing Belgian flag

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More gifts…

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Meanwhile in Paris:

Everything to do with brexit has been a lottery.

Yep:

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Dutch lorry drivers could stop bringing goods to UK if post-Brexit delays not cut

Bloody foreigners telling us what to do, this exactly why we are taking our sovereignty back.

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Oh well, never mind, it’ll only affect thousands of staple foods (e.g.) driving supermarket prices upwards and reigniting rampant inflation…

“These lowland people wear wooden shoes, you’d have thought they’d be a little more hardy.”

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I think anybody here is sufficiently aware and informed, but Brexit is still a potential trap for enthusiastic youngsters…

I remember my apprenticeship at KLM engineering when the 747-400 entered service, which now is already put out of service.
Unbelievable that the aerospace/airline industry which is very international by nature, has not been better accommodated for in the Brexit agreements. :frowning:

Negotiated by that twat Frost, nothing is unbeleivable.

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“New requirements for face scans and fingerprints from 6 October threaten delays at the border”

How dare they threaten delays at the border. Those delays must endure at all costs. This is the brexit we voted for, and no loony left, woke apologists will steal it from us.

More delays please. The more inconvenient and needlessly expensive the better.

Who wants to go to communist Europe anyway.

(Insert some bollocks about why our grandparents fought the Nazis etc here).

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Bloody foreigners, expecting our young people to go all the way to Europe for opportunities to be exploited…

What’s wrong with our home-grown British exploiters anyway?

That’s why we voted for brexit, innit.

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Yes, freed from the EU, you got your suffer-rain-ity back. Or is it suffer-reign-ity?

Vast whooshing noise….

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There was a time when we could simply import foreign workers to make vast whooshing noises, but sadly, fewer of them are tempted to come now.

Back in the day, we would also welcome the family members of skilled whooshing noise workers, but since the rules were changed to prohibit this, we have to make our own whooshing noises.

Is this really the brexit we voted for?

Whoosh.

Employers looking for whooshing noise skills have expressed their frustration at the failure of the British education system in producing enough whooshing noise-qualified youngsters. That, in combination with our draconian immigration policies has resulted in a serious shortfall within the industry.

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