Insanity
You can’t have a HXB thread before the mince pie thread season is over.
Another one for the ignore list for a few months
HXBs before Xmas is bun deviancy at a time when only pie deviancy can be considered. Be off with you Sir and take your festive fuckery with you (until closer to Easter).
All we need is some cream cheese horror.
Truly a sign that the end times are upon us.
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Don’t listen to the pleasure limiters - It matters not a jot what position the planet is around the sun to enjoy the HCB. Thier blinkered logic would have a man only make whoopeeee on Feb 14th.
N.B: replacing butter with clotted and 30ml of single cream allows for quite a satisfactory Pâté…
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This. Very much this
but not this. You were doing so well, but the HCB must be toasted and buttered, retaining a moderate amount of crunch when you bite into it. No baby food or other adulterations permitted here.
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That’s Terry’s job.
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Explains the slackness 
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The true deviant takes his baked pleasures when and where he wishes.
Why would one learn these advanced forms of self-abuse, if not to practise them with abandon?
We have low expectations.
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Pleased to note bunzzz can still be hot and angry in December
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None lower than my own.
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You’re all fucked up in the head.
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To see him, you’d never think he’d be so nimble as to limbo-dance right under them!
‘Twee-set’
Should be in the ‘Xmas Hateables’ thread
What is the white stuff, on the other plate? Lard?