Hawt 
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Getting the kids to pay Bucking Bronco with coasters on wife while napping turned out to go down even worse than I’d expected.
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You also resurrect 3 year old threads for laughs. 
I assume your wife was something like this. 
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She threw her phone at me
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At least it wasn’t one of these.
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20th Wedding Anniversary tomorrow (you get less for murder etc…). saw this for 29p and couldn’t resist:
Hoping she doesn’t explode too much before I give her the proper card!
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“Best Wishes”.
Needs to be “All the best” to really demonstrate that you don’t give a crap.
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Gutted it didn’t have a price sticker so I could leave it on!
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Missed your opportunity for a full on Alan Sugar by signing it ‘Yours Sincerely’
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Good one. Least you remembered - congrats.
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Ooof!!!
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Exactly, it is the thought that counts - she should be grateful 
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Except there was no thought
Until it was too late
In the event things don’t go as well as hoped can I have your Garrard please?
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RIP Rob
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you ain’t getting your annual BJ
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You really really don’t want to buy a nag do you?
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You spoil that woman.
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