Childish shit that you do

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

Hawt

[NAM]

Getting the kids to pay Bucking Bronco with coasters on wife while napping turned out to go down even worse than I’d expected.

[flapland]

You also resurrect 3 year old threads for laughs.

I assume your wife was something like this.

[NAM]

She threw her phone at me

[flapland]

At least it wasn’t one of these.

[Rob998]

20th Wedding Anniversary tomorrow (you get less for murder etc…). saw this for 29p and couldn’t resist:

Hoping she doesn’t explode too much before I give her the proper card!

[Gyroscope]

“Best Wishes”.

Needs to be “All the best” to really demonstrate that you don’t give a crap.

[Rob998]

Gutted it didn’t have a price sticker so I could leave it on!

[Kevin]

Missed your opportunity for a full on Alan Sugar by signing it ‘Yours Sincerely’

[mickbald]

Good one. Least you remembered - congrats.

[malbec]

Ooof!!!

[Kevin]

Exactly, it is the thought that counts - she should be grateful

[malbec]

Except there was no thought

[malbec]

Until it was too late

[htm_1968]

@Rob998

Hoping she doesn’t explode too much before I give her the proper card!

In the event things don’t go as well as hoped can I have your Garrard please?

[crimsondonkey]

RIP Rob

[anon14766838]

you ain’t getting your annual BJ

[pbg]

You really really don’t want to buy a nag do you?

[Mrs_Maureen_OPinion]

[MJ2]

You spoil that woman.