Childish shit that you do

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Why?

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I recommend Mazda RX-8ā€™s to anyone asking for car advice.

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Thatā€™s just stupid, everyone knows that a Citroen Berlingo is the finest all around vehicle ever produced :star_struck:

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This post is the final nail in the coffin for care in the community. Are you sure you are allowed out on your own?

:crazy_face:

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Damn noob - You. Know. Nothing.

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I usually take 3 pieces of fruit to work, one of them being a banana. I like to arrange them as a smiley face on my desk. My colleague sometimes like to rearrange them into a cock and balls. She is such a card.

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Is she trying to tell you something? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Not even with someone elseā€™s barge pole. :horse:

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So she is :laughing:

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If I am on my own I try and fart just before I exit a lift

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If you put a torch bulb up your nose, it looks like a snot bubble.

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I like to hide naked around the house and surprise my wife whist doing the ā€˜helicopterā€™ and shouting ā€˜get to the chopperā€™

  • She declines
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Put jam on me toast apparently.

I also pick the cats up and point them in the other direction and put them back down again.

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I guess thatā€™s why they pee on your woolly. They can be childish too.

VB

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I recall well my own reaction upon following links to ā€œhelicopteringā€ gifs in the dim-and-distant-yesteryonk of the intertubes [ā€œHow monstrous! How ingeniousā€¦ā€], so yeah I can imagine your careā€¦ erā€¦ wifeā€™s surprise and demurralā€¦

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I like to switch the kids shoes around on the rack, left to right, right to left, it amuses meā€¦

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Reading stories to my grandchildren and mispronouncing the character names eg Little Hood Redding Ride, Parry Hotter etc.
Winds them up a treat.

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Ah yes, thatā€™s a good one, I like calling all the characters ā€˜Fredā€™, that really winds Amy up :+1:

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To elicit the frozen stare of distilled contempt, try shouting (mid helicopter) ā€œI bet you wish you could do this,ā€ itā€™s surefire.

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Place an egg in a handkerchief, pretend to sneeze and break the egg as you lift the handkerchief to your nose. Fantastic response as the ā€˜snotā€™ falls from the hanky.
You do need a dog to lick the mess up though and only do it on a hard surface. Also prepare for a bollocking.

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