Bulk order required for AA distribution
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Will keep me in raffle prizes for years!
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Tunisia was a good lead - Carrefour they do have, but Cünty is NFG.
And neither Google nor Bing are forthcoming on the topic of Cünty mustard…
I feel robbed 
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Why must I cry?
God hates us and doesn’t want us to be happy…
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Sinking feeling this is photoshop bait we’ve swallowed - some Bastard is reeling in our very souls.
More likely someone eventually pointed-out what the brand name meant in anglo languages and they ditched it. The packaging looks a lot like stuff Carrefour now sell with ‘Amora’ branding. It’s all made in an anonymous factory with 100 different ex-house brand-names applied.
I must stop talking to the screen. My wife just asked what I meant by ‘Bring back cunty’.
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Cunty Is Not A Condiment: Cunty Is A Way Of Life 
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I checked too. I are disappoint. 
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Fixt. I smell a fucking AA Business Opportunity here. We have a chef; we have Condiment Specialists; we have Graphic Artists.
Let’s:
Make Cünty Exist.
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This is a forum of debate, discussion and procrastination. Mobilising this group of inert, lazy, part time thinkers is an unobtainable nightmare.
Today this was mooted as a good thing with chips. In light of popular opinion it transpires I know nothing about chips. What say the Belgian brigade, does this smooth your cords?
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Now you’re on to Argentina, that’s salsa golf
My mind is fried let alone the spuds. Taking a new and humble tack, I’m open to all abominations, even the ones that put the phlegm in Flemish.
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So this is a pre-prepared product for people too fucking lazy / stoned to mix two extremely commonplace condiments together.
As a properly idle cunt I feel I should approve. But no. NO. This is a fucking abomination.
Also: Heinz is bland shite for people terrified of flavour.
This is exactly my thought. If you’re too lazy to mix mayo and ketchup, you should probably just save everyone the bother and head straight to Dignitas. Except probably too lazy for that too.
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You’ve got me thinking of a new business idea:
NoDignitas: for idle oxygen wasting cunts that no-one will miss - Have Bolt Gun: Will Travel.
Interdigitates nicely with the ‘Visceral Upcycling’ trade, too…
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That character still fucking haunts me, genius
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