Spandex Challet more like at this point in their lives!
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new music is long overdue from the chaps - lifeline for anyone missing them
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Haha, that’s so fucked up it’s awesome.
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Dan Flavin can rest easy on his laurels.
Trippy Gingerbread man. 
Brilliant !
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Almost as good as the crazed, hand sewn teddy, from years ago.
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Thought it was
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Don’t forget @Ruprecht 's knitted fruits-de-mer.
Christmas prawn always makes me giggle
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Gold standard right there 
Hmmm. That reminds me of my drunken attempt at a yule log last year. It tasted fine, but looked like dogshit piped over a rotting cow’s liver. Apparently.
My kids are ungrateful cunts and are not getting any presents this year.
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Got a generally fucked Xmas this year.
As I just started a new job I’ve only got 3.5 days holiday to use so I’ll be working during the Xmas / new years period. Fuck.
The wife started a new job as a district nurse this year. As low person on the totem pole she’s working Xmas day afternoon. Fuck.
The boy turns 13 just after Xmas so he’s now a grumpy hormonal shite whose answer to what do you want for Xmas is ‘nothing’. Fuck.
After 27 years of my daughter spending Xmas with us she’s now decided to spend the day itself with her mum this year. Fuck.
Being on mounjaro I can even take solace in overeating until organ function is near impossible. Double fuck.
Alcohol and I do not have a glorious history so taking solace in alcohol engendered oblivion in a not an option. Shite.
To ice the cake with that bukkake glaze we discovered that the Xmas tree has now deteriorated so far as to be unusable. After much wailing and sulking after I enquired as to whether we REALLY needed one, an overpriced garden center abomination was purchased for a kidney. TWAT
So yeah Xmas can go fuck itself this year.
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